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HUMOR: Funny stuff. Fart jokes, money jokes, stuff about boobs, you know, COMEDY!

Sex: Let's talk about sex. Much of this is X-Rated, and about tits or screwing...

DRINKING: Things to make you drunk dial.

BOOBS

Things that make my friends laugh.
Things that make my friends horny.

Things that make my friends drunk dial.

Things that my friends won't share.

Sports: I'm southern, and we LOVE college football. The jokes always follow. Gators STILL suck!

DUDES: Stuff for GUYS. Stuff for guys, about chicks…or beer ...or tits...

CHICKS: For the LADIES! Stuff for the chicks, not for the dudes. Women are smart and strong, and I've got some thing to make you laugh.

COLLEGE: Grad School, whatever... Whether a professor, TA or student there's something here for you.

Things that make my tailgating friends happy
Things for my friends with a wallie and a grill.

Things that make my male friends afraid.

Things that make my college friends text.

WORK: That thing you do. What you do , that you wouldn't do, if you weren't getting paid to do it.

THE BEACH: The Shore, the coast, ...the lake, or river. Where ever you go to get away.

Armed Forces: Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines. If you served, we’ve got something for you.

Holidays: Christmas, Easter, Valentines, Halloween, Birthdays, Steak and Blowjob Day...

Things that make my retired friends laugh.
Things that my non coastal friends envy..

Things that make my friends proud.

Things that make fun of holidays and Santa.

WORK: That thing you do. What you do , that you wouldn't do, if you weren't getting paid to do it.

Quotes, some funny.

Armed Forces: Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines. If you served, we’ve got something for you.

Holidays: Christmas, Easter, Valentines, Halloween, Birthdays, Steak and Blowjob Day...

Things that media
dorks enjoy.
Things people said.
Some are funny.

Things that should
make you think.

Things about the place I live, and things nearby.

 

 

 

 


Hello There!
If you laugh at sexy, ribald, adult, goofy, sarcastic humor, you might find something here that makes you chuckle. If you like beer and boobs and snarky SmartAss humor, then you're right at home. If dick and fart jokes make you laugh, welcome to the party. If you like Hooters, well, who doesn't? Did I mention the titties and beer and sarcasm and sports?

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