Hello There! If you laugh at sexy, ribald, adult, goofy, humor, you might find something here that makes you chuckle. If you like beer and boobs and SmartAss humor, then you're right at home. If dick and fart jokes make you laugh, welcome to the party. If you like Hooters, well, who doesn't? Did I mention the titties and beer?
t-shirts Hoodies Mugs and Steins Round and Square Buttons


HUMOR: Funny stuff. Fart jokes, money jokes, stuff about boobs, you know, COMEDY!


Sex: Let's talk about sex. Much of this is X-Rated, and about tits or screwing...


DRINKING: Beer, Wine, Grilling, Tailgating! Funny stuff for when you're cracking a cold beer and firing up the grill.


BOOBIE WEAR: Togs for your titties. Dress 'em up, take 'em out, show 'em off.

Things that make my friends laugh.
Things that make my friends horny.

Things that make my friends drunk dial.

Things that my friends won't share.

Sports: I'm southern, and we LOVE college football. The jokes always follow. Gators STILL suck!

DUDES: Stuff for GUYS. Stuff for guys, about chicks…or beer ...or tits...

CHICKS: For the LADIES! Stuff for the chicks, not for the dudes. Women are smart and strong, and I've got some thing to make you laugh.

COLLEGE: Grad School, whatever... Whether a professor, TA or student there's something here for you.

Things that make my tailgating friends happy
Things for my friends with a wallie and a grill.

Things that make my male friends afraid.

Things that make my college friends text.

WORK: That thing you do. What you do , that you wouldn't do, if you weren't getting paid to do it.

THE BEACH: The Shore, the coast, ...the lake, or river. Where ever you go to get away.

Armed Forces: Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines. If you served, we’ve got something for you.

Holidays: Christmas, Easter, Valentines, Halloween, Birthdays, Steak and Blowjob Day...

Things that make my retired friends laugh.
Things that my non coastal friends envy..

Things that make my friends proud.

Things that make fun of holidays and Santa.

 

 

 

 


Hello There!
If you laugh at sexy, ribald, adult, goofy, humor, you might find something here that makes you chuckle. If you like beer and boobs and SmartAss humor, then you're right at home. If dick and fart jokes make you laugh, welcome to the party. If you like Hooters, well, who doesn't? Did I mention the titties and beer?

The artwork is unique and created specifically for each joke or humorous occasion. More than just t-shirts, there are clothes for men, women and kids. We have mugs, caps, even thongs. If your kid likes hoodies, we have those too. Colorful posters, loud calendars, naughty buttons, rude bumper stickers, and even a CUSTOM DESIGN area where I'll create something uniquely tawdry just for you. All you have to do is ask in a sexy voice. (Not you, fellas)

Check out all of my sites. They have a lot of the same designs but some have different colors and styles that really make certain designs pop. Check out the Benevolent Pimp for something totally different.

Check out my new blog for a random dose of silliness.
SmartAssTees at Zazzle.com. HUGE selection of styles and colors, and you cn customize them too! JMG at CafePress.com. My oldest and largest supplier. Great stuff. Forgotten Coast: Beach shirts, beach bags, hats and long sleeved cover ups to keep that sun off. Threadsmith Embroidery
JMG at Printfection: Cver 200 different apparel / color combinations for Men, Women and Children. I can customize whatever you like here. The Benelovent Pimp: Stuff that no one should sell, but someone simply has to. I'm that person. If you text it, I'll put it on a shirt! Signature Hats: Get YOUR favorite players number, or your favorite number's players. Get'em signed! JMG Oval Stickers from CafeePress. No one else has these, and I like them. I can build whatever you need.