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"If there is a bedrock principal underlying the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds (it) offensive or disagreeable.  Former Supreme Court Justice William J. Brennan

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IMPORTANT DOWNLOAD IMMEDIATELY - Show Bill Gates you Care. Internet Explorer Finger (117k) patches MSIE 3.x & 4.x so it shows you the finger when you put your pointer over a link (this is only a cosmetic patch that will not affect MSIE's operation in anyway). Courtesy of  Albert Yales Warez. (If the image link at the far left doesn't work try here.)


Back up my hard drive?? Sure! Just one question - how do you put it in reverse?


The Most Irreverent Net Trivia Show EVER. If you Don't Laugh your A$$ off, I'll be Suspicious. You must download an engine first (win95 or NT only) Trust Dad - It's Safe - but May be habit forming. New Shows Twice a Week. FREE (of course). Warning: Baptist Preachers or those without a slightly warped sense of humor DO NOT click on this link.


Is it 4:20 yet?


If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?


The TRUTH about Men (a shocking story)


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 Quote of the Week

We've all heard that a Million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Professor Robert Slinky, University of California.

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I'll toast to the boys that will and I'll toast to the boys that won't,

but I won't toast the boys that say they will and later say they won't!


Karma Storm   Surf a Leisurely Half Hour Through Steve Bennett's Animation Paradise. Animated Gifs Like You Didn't Think Possible. You will want to surf this Entire site. Spinning buttons are child's play here. Trust Dad. Surf Here


ICQ has gotten an update - ICQ has gotten VERY Powerful adding advanced Email Capabilities, Online Chat Rooms, and direct messaging from your OWN web page through simple html plugins. If you haven't visited their page lately DO IT. Additional Features - Retrieve your e-mail headers automatically even if your e-mail client is closed, search e-mail addresses in the popular e-mail directories: Four11, Whowhere, Infospace, Switchboard, Bigfoot, Internet Address Finder, Yahoo, Linkstar and American Directory Assistance.


A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue,

So open your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!


Cancheeta's All Things Queer And Wonderful

Mariner 1 Venus probe loses its way: 1962 A probe launched from Cape Canaveral was set to go to Venus. After takeoff, the unmanned rocket carrying the probe went off course, and NASA had to blow up the rocket to avoid endangering lives on earth. NASA later attributed the error to a faulty line of Fortran code. The report stated, "Somehow a hyphen had been dropped from the guidance program loaded aboard the computer, allowing the flawed signals to command the rocket to veer left and nose down...Suffice it to say, the first U.S. attempt at interplanetary flight failed for want of a hyphen." The vehicle cost more than $80 million, prompting Arthur C. Clarke to refer to the mission as "the most expensive hyphen in history."


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Straight Talk About Cable Modems from C-Net

Read this before even THINKING about tapping into cable. Speeds REALLY Vary by Location, and so does the $$$. Complete Down to Local Cost - Some folks get lucky - Trust Dad - Read This


 Mormom Guide to Self Control... OVERCOMING MASTURBATION, distributed by... LDS Church at Brigham Young University. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding. if you are tempted to masturbate think of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of them as you do the act. Take cool brief showers. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. (no, i'm not making this up - this site really exists)


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