Kirby Palm's Home Page

First, there is a brief introduction of who I am.

If you share my interest in Jaguar XJ-S automobiles, please visit my Jaguar page.

I present an essay on keeping automobile windshields clear; note that this is largely addressed to the designers of automobile HVAC systems, who seem in dire need of some guidance in this area.

For those interested in bicycling, I present a formula for selecting the correct length crankset.  Also, just because people keep asking me and I'm tired of answering individually, I present a treatise on making a bicycle fit.

If you're into letterboxing -- or not -- I present some rubber stamp carving tips.

And for sports fans, I present a unique game that has been developed by members of my family and their friends: Palm Rules Badminton.  I also present an idea for another game, Dogball.

You can study our fishie hi-rise, a unique way of torturing our pond fish.

Believe it or not, I offer some guidelines on buying a garbage disposal.

I list a bunch of products that I wish were on the market.

If you want opinions, I'll give you opinions.

I will even tell you why your ol' lady thinks you're a slob! (For men only)

I have been awarded a patent, number 5,314,366. After considerable time and expense getting it, it has proven to be worthless, but I'm kinda proud of it anyway. You can check it out at The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.